Answer: 12
One to screw it in,

one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination, 

one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination, 

one to suggest the whole “screwing” bit to be too “rape-like”,

one to deconstruct the light bulb itself as being phallic, one to blame men for not changing the bulb, 

one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it, 

one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs, 

one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs, 

one to advocate that light bulb changers should have wage parity with electricians, 

one to alert the media that women are now “out-lightbulbing” men, 

one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

As you can see, I despise feminism. When the women’s rights movement morphed into a permanent victim cult, it lost any sense of integrity the movement once had. 

I am all for the women’s rights movement but I feel feminism is a hate filled anti-male ideology hell bent on destroying the family.